Specific people

Magazines and others who want to sell us advertising

Our advertising budget is spent, so only contact us if you have something really exceptional that you can tell us about, we may look at last minute space at give away prices. Most magazines we are running a 12 month booking in. If you are convinced we also should be with you then how about putting your publication on test and giving us two free months to prove we cannot live without it. We analyse response, so will know if it does us any good. We are not interested in going in any directories, or advertising on any web sites.

Anyone who thinks they could break in and take the equipment we use

Most of it is hired as needed, its not kept at our offices, and what we have at any time is either well locked up, taken to another address, or out with us on an assignment.

Those who raid photographers looking for photos of nudes to excite them

You're out of luck with us, we do not run in house modelling events that would interest you, and do not put photos of any undressed people at all or models under 18 on our computers ever. We advise others who are involved in taking artistic and natural nudes to make sure that they likewise don't have them on theirs, but put them on separate plug in drives that can be secured away at another unknown location.